MLS is the worst! They don’t take breaks for international dates so they play all these matches, and teams are without their best players, and who wants to see that,, and it’s unfair, and it’s minor league, and because of that the league will never be good. Oh, MLS is taking off for international dates? Well, hot damn.
MLS 2012, Week 12 Preview And Fixtures: Bracing For The Break
Get your fill of MLS this weekend because a two-week break is coming.
After this weekend, almost every team in the league will have two weeks off as international teams play friendlies and then World Cup qualifiers. There is also that Euro 2012 thing. You may have heard of it.
Saturday, 2:30 p.m. ET, NBC Sports Network
It's a rematch of last year's MLS Cup final, only without the goalscorer from that final, Landon Donovan, or the man who had that assist, Robbie Keane. Houston is also missing its best defender, Geoff Cameron. Oh, and did I mention that both of these teams are the opposite of good? Ohhhhhhhh new stadium! Shiny things!
Pick: Houston, 1-0.
Saturday, 4:30 p.m. ET, MLS Live
Avert your eyes! Avert your eyes!
Pick: Nobody should be allowed to win.
Saturday, 7:00 p.m. ET, Univision Deportes
This won't be a pretty match, but at some point Columbus and Chicago are going to have to be respected. Both have done well to churn out results, and if Marco Pappa steps up, there might be something worthy of a highlight too.
Pick: Columbus 2-0.
Saturday, 7:30 p.m. ET, MLS Live
Don't look now, but both of these teams are pretty good. DC. is a little more good, largely because of Dwayne De Rosario, but a little more good nonetheless.
Pick: D.C., 3-2.
Saturday, 9:00 p.m ET, MLS Live
These were once two young teams on the upswing and primed to become the power teams in the Western Conference, if not the entire league. Then Dallas got messy, but Salt Lake has kept up its end of the bargain.
Pick: Salt Lake, 2-0.
Saturday, 9:00 p.m. ET, MLS Live
Kudos to Montreal for being a respectable team this year. Kudos to Colorado for getting rid of Gary Smith.
Pick: Colorado, 2-0.
Portland Timbers vs. Vancouver Whitecaps
Saturday, 10:00 p.m. ET, MLS Live
Seattle and Vancouver got the Cascadia Cup off to a cracking start, and this match should be a lot more of the same. Well, if you ignore the “Portland isn’t very good” part.
Pick: Vancouver, 2-1.
Saturday, 10:00 p.m. ET, MLS Live
Is this Chivas team really turning a corner? Will beating Seattle prove it considering the Sounders’ recent struggles?
Pick: Draw, 1-1.
Sunday, 4:30 p.m. ET, NBC Sports Network
These two teams have been anointed the best team in MLS at some point this season then backed off. San Jose has rebounded and are back to winning, but Kansas City isn’t. Surely it’ll have to be able to win at home, though, right? Let’s see what the Goonies have to say about that.
Pick: Draw, 2-2.













