Rule No. 1 of being a goalkeeper: Keep the ball out of the net.
Matús Kozácik puts forth his bid for Howler for the Year
Matús Kozácik is the saddest man in the world.
Matús Kozácik is the saddest man in the world.
Rule No. 1 of being a goalkeeper: Keep the ball out of the net.
That rule comes before “you can use your hands,” which is important because Matús Kozácik could not use his hands on a backpass Wednesday and still violated rule No. 1.
The acceptable reactions to watching that goal are:
1. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


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