Marouane Fellaini and Wayne Rooney tried to steal Christmas from Crystal Palace. And unfortunately, the Wet Brothers succeeded.
Marouane Fellaini and Wayne Rooney, the Wet Brothers, steal Christmas
The Wet Brothers won this one.
Clive Brunskill
Manchester United beat Crystal Palace 2-0 and ruined the Eagles' party, led by the afro'd Fellaini and head-wrapped Rooney. Rooney may or may not have also dressed like a chicken.
Crystal Palace is no Macaulay Culkin.
Will someone please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, Palace just wants their family back. And goals. And a defense.
h/t: With Leather
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