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Cristiano Ronaldo scores a crotch goal

What skill.

by Ryan Rosenblatt
Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno

Cristiano Ronaldo has fame, good looks, money, a UEFA Champions League title and, as of two days ago, a second Ballon d'Or.

Now, he also has a CROTCH GOAL.

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The skill required to hit a shot that deflects off of the fists and crotch before scoring is unmatched.

This year, the Ballon d’Or. Next year, the Puskas.

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