MLS realignment will see Sporting Kansas City and the Houston Dynamo move from the Eastern Conference to the Western Conference. As for who comes out as the winner in that move, it's Sporting, for one tweet and one tweet only.
Sporting KC uses The Oregon Trail to win realignment


.@HoustonDynamo My bad. We'll unload the wagon. See you in 2015! #SorryNotSorry pic.twitter.com/HZ2f7A8K8K
— Sporting Kansas City (@SportingKC) October 27, 2014 GOT ‘EM.
And, as always, there’s levels to this. Let’s break them down:
- hahahaha
- Awww Chivas USA is dead
- hahahaha
- Texas wasn't even a U.S. State when the Oregon Trail was a thing
- hahahaha
- Sporting KC have to ford a river just to get around their own city so they should do great
- hahahaha











