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Cristiano Ronaldo is celebrating Christmas way too early

IT’S NOVEMBER.

Christmas is on December 25. It is November 21. That means Christmas is 34 days away.

SO WHAT IS CRISTIANO RONALDO DOING CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS WITH HIS KID?

Sorry, Ronaldo. Christmas time has not arrived. It does not arrive until after Thanksgiving* at the earliest.

Why are you miseducating your child, Ronaldo? Why are you leading him down a path of evil? Why do you want him to be singing Glee Christmas in June?

The fight against too-early-Christmas has taken a giant hit today.

* We’re going to ignore the part where Ronaldo is Portuguese and probably doesn’t even know what Thanksgiving is.

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