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Puma claims to have made a zipper even Arsene Wenger can zip

At least that’s what their commercial claims.

Puma became Arsenal's official kit and gear provider this season, which means they were charged with the impossible -- making a zipper Arsene Wenger could work.

They took over six months ago and, in that time, they have done nothing. At least not publicly. That is because they have been working on their top secret invention.

Now they have it, and Wenger has a zipper he can actually work.

Next up, Puma will send a man to Venus.

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