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Minnesota United ad is a little creepy

Sup ladies?

by Kim McCauley

Hey there, ladies. While you’re in this pub bathroom, let me tell you about how soccer is analogous to sex. This sexy soccer player will sex you in 11 different ways. Sex.

You should go to soccer games because sex.

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