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Sergio Aguero’s son (Maradona’s grandson) is already scoring golazos

Genetics is a helluva thing.

His father is Sergio Aguero.

His mother is the daughter of Maradona.

Benjamin Aguero won the footballer’s genetics lottery. And at five years old, Benjamin is already making other children feel bad about their footballing inadequacy.

Using the dog years formula, a five-year old scoring a rocket from eight yards is really like scoring one from 56 yards. BENJAMIN AGUERO SCORED A 56-YARD SCREAMER.

And not only does he have the skill, he has the hair. Look at the way it bounces and blows in the wind. He is the prototypical future footballer.

Thanks, genetics.

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