We have a report of a crime committed.
Gareth Bale receives speeding ticket for his goal in Copa del Rey final
Cops, man.


The culprit appears to be a white male, approximately 6’0” tall and between the ages of 22 and 27. He has black hair and blue, maybe grey eyes.
Gareth Bale received a (fake) speeding ticket for his out of control movement on Wednesday at the Mestalla. You know, the movement that saw him go around Marc Bartra, to the point he was out of bounds, out-run him to the ball and finish for one of the great goals of the year. Oh, and to win the Copa del Rey for Real Madrid.
License plate: 11
Class: Much
Make: And scores
Model: No, not at the moment
(Via AS)












