”We won! We won! Oh my god, we scored a stoppage time winner! I should storm the field!
That’s not how you hug a player
Sniper.


Paul Thomas
”I’m on the field. Oh my god, I’m on the field. I’m going to hug a player.
“YES, YES, I’M GOING TO HUG A PLAY...” splat.
You, sir, are not an athlete.
Whereas some people get paid to play in matches, you have to pay to attend them. This is why.
H/T 101GG
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