This lady cares not a whit for Jozy Altidore’s happiness

Jozy Altidore had what you could call a Very Good Day in his return to MLS and debut with Toronto FC on Saturday, scoring two goals and putting in an excellent all-around performance in front of goal. The US national team star was deservedly animated in his celebrations after one of his goals, but one Vancouver fan in particular wasn't having any of it.

Everyone, meet @JozyAltidore's troll face. #COYR pic.twitter.com/s9z038qqUU

— Toronto FC (@torontofc) March 8, 2015