Look at these terrifying muscle diagram soccer kits

CD Palencia is a club in the fourth division of Spanish soccer and AHHHH OH MY GOD WHAT ARE THOSE?

Yes, that’s a diagram of the human tissue structure on a soccer kit. And no, it’s not a joke. CD Palencia will be wearing these kits in real, competitive playoff games as they try to get promoted to the third division. They even have a weird purple one for the goalie.

While we’re usually very much in favor of fun, weird things, we’re going to take a different stand here: these are scary and bad. If you think they’re good and cool, you are wrong.