Everyone on Wales’ Euro 2016 team has horrible hair
TRASH.
Aaron Ramsey: Rejected Backstreet Boy
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Alternatively, incompetent bad guy who dies early in a Guy Ritchie movie.
Jon Williams: Your older brother who insists he’s not losing his hair
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This dude is only 22, so we understand why he’s in denial. But buddy, just buzz it. You’ll look better bald. We promise.
Joe Allen: Extremely knows a lot about plants guy
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There’s no particularly egregious style mistake here. He’s just lazy. He doesn’t do anything with his hair or beard because he doesn’t feel like it. Which, honestly, respect. But the dude looks bad.
Neil Taylor: Don’t even have a joke, honestly
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The hell is this, man? What are you even going for?
And finally, the best of them all: Extremely bald-ass Gareth Bale
CONFIRMED BALDY BALE pic.twitter.com/NSj3rOtW1B
— UEFA EAMO 2016 (@EamoV1) June 11, 2016
Take a cue from your club coach and buzz it. Maybe you think you have a weird-shaped head, or you’d look weird bald because of your goofy ears, but we guarantee you it’s better than jerks roasting you for your bald spot.
