10 things we’ll never forget about this senseless Las Vegas Aces halfcourt WNBA Playoff game-winner

The final game of the WNBA Playoffs’ second round was mayhem until the final ticks. With nine seconds to play, Las Vegas Aces forward Dearica Hamby intercepted Chicago Sky guard Courtney Vandersloot’s pass with her team down, 92-90. Not only was the fate of a hard-fought 40 minutes at stake, but so was an entire season’s worth of work. The game was win-or-go-home, and the No. 4 seed Aces needed a bucket.

Off the rip, Hamby took one dribble and two additional steps. Her teammate Sydney Colson was wide open under the hoop, and could’ve scored the game-tying bucket. But Hamby had a J.R. Smith-esque blunder and misread the shot clock. Off the second step, she launched from feet inside the half-court line with 7.5 seconds remaining to heave a prayer.

Swish.

That was the game-winner. That’s how the Las Vegas Aces advanced.

The Sky’s Astou Ndour missed the game’s final shot wide left, leaving Hamby’s accidental half-court heave as the most foolishly heroic make in recent memory. The Aces are in the semifinals set to play against the No. 1 seed Washington Mystics.

Let’s review the most incredible parts of this madness:

Half-court shots aren’t a high percentage look for anyone, but Hamby’s one of the Aces’ best at them. The day before, she did this:

Who knew she was practicing a real-life situation?

Head coach Bill Laimbeer actually has players shoot halfcourt shots for a small cash prize after each shootaround.

Laimbeer often ends pregame shootarounds with a cash prize for any player who knocks down a half-court shot. It’s their way of earning back the $10 he charges those who forget their practice jersey. The morning before the team’s game against the Storm, [Kayla] McBride, a repeat offender, is ready to redeem herself and win the $80 jackpot.

With a serious face, she turns on the jets, runs, and launches from the center of the court. The bank was open. “I got my money back!” she yells, pumping her fist. Moments later, Hamby knocks down the same shot. “Shit. Every time,” McBride says with her hands over her face. They split it, $40 each.

Looks like that move paid off.

Sirs, I understand.

She actually shocked herself. She nearly made the worst mistake of her professional life, then turned it into her best.

Vandersloot is one of the more sure-handed passers in WNBA history, destined for the Hall of Fame. Yet she not only threw the game-sealing turnover, she missed fouling Hamby before the shot:

This was a costly mistake, but Vandersloot had a great playoffs, with more appearances to come.

Poor Diamond.

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This was the Aces star’s first-ever playoff game, and she’s seen the most.

You can understand what she said, but I can’t type it.

Complete. Happiness.