Walks of Shame: Dallas-G.B. Game Tells Us Nothing

By Chris Mottram
Think back to your college days – or to perhaps this morning – and you should recall what the “walk of shame†is. Things are still blurry as you try to sort out what happened last night. Much like when your roommate helped you recall the debauchery, so to are we here to help sort out yesterday’s sports madness.
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Cowboys Can Beat Favre-less Packers
Dallas beat the Packers 37-27 (thanks for not covering the spread, Pack) after Favre seperated his shoulder early in the first half. So basically what this means is that the Cowboys can win at home against a QB (Aaron Rodgers) who had previously attempted 33 passes in the NFL. Forgive me for not being blown away. Hopefully Favre will be healthy for their rematch in the NFC Championship game.
Red Sox Take the Lead in Santana Sweepstakes
Apparently, the deal includes Jon Lester, Coco Crisp and two other dudes for Johan. This seems about right seeing as the Sox really need an ace in that rotation. Well, an ace aside from Josh Beckett. He only finished second in Cy Young voting. Bum.
Boston Wins By 45 Points, Confuses Head Coach
The Celtics are good at playing basketball. At least, that’s what can be assumed after they beat the Knicks 104-59 last night. The margin was so great that Doc Rivers needed a calculator. “I’m never great in math,” Rivers said. “So I couldn’t figure out if we were up by 30.” All he knew was it was more than he could count on his fingers AND toes. That’s a lot.
K-State’s Michael Beasley is a Man-Child
Yeah, Oregon beat Kansas State, but Beasley had a double-double. Again. Just like he’s had EVERY SINGLE GAME this season. He had 24 and 12 in the loss, to bring his averages for the year to 26.7 PPG and 15 boards.
(Fantastic screen grab is from The Basketball Jones)
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Chris Mottram is the Community Manager for SportingNews.com and is the co-author of his personal blog Mr. Irrelevant.↵