Tiger Woods: Who is Ian Poulter?

By David “Large” Larzelere
If all the Super Bowl hype has you perhaps not paying as much attention to the U.K. golf scene as you usually might, let me be the first to inform you that Ian Poulter has thrown down the gauntlet to Tiger Woods, telling the U.K edition of Golf World magazine that he is the only man on tour who can challenge the mighty Woods. “I haven’t played to my full potential yet,†he said. “And when that happens it will just be me and Tiger.” He goes on to say that Tiger likely will win the Masters this year, but none other than Ian Poulter will be winning the U.S. Open. Take it to the bank.
All this comes from a magazine spread where Poulter also poses nude. I have to say, I think Ian Poulter, whoever the hell he is, may be my new hero.
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Don’t worry, man. I got this dude, no worries.
In other news today, Rex Grossman announced that Tom Brady can’t carry his jockstrap, Ricky Rudd told reporters that he is the only driver in the world who can stop Jimmie Johnson, and I, Dave “Large†Larzelere, ended months of speculation by formally challenging Floyd Mayweather for a fight to determine once and for all just who is the pound-for-pound best boxer in the world.
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