Members of the Chiefs Enjoy Expensive Jewels

By Chris Mottram
Chris will be blogging from somewhere in Arizona all week where apparently a game is happening. He promises to not once mention anything that might actually occur on the field of play.⇥
Yesterday, Larry Johnson informed me that his watch cost $300,000 dollars (and told me to sell crack if I’d like a similar watch). Today, I bumped into Dwayne Bowe (no big deal), and was blinded by his jewelry. Seriously, he was so iced out, his neck, ears, and both wrists all had chillbumps. I’d also imagine he eats so much shrimp, he got iodine poisoning. But that’s neither here nor there. Observe the extravagance:
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And yes, I asked him how much all them jewels cost. The grand total was only $100,000. Ew, he’s sooo poor.↵