Morning Constitutional: Marko Jaric Is a Lucky Man

We’re pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They’re probably better than ours:
> Marko Jaric Officially Dating Adriana Lima | Le Basketbawl
The fact that Marko Jaric can date a more attractive super model than Tom Brady can gives us all a little hope.
> The NFL Has So Much Money, Like What the F---? | The Big Picure
TBP address the ridiculousness of paying Pro Bowlers (Warning: Adult language).
> 2008 MLB Home Run Champ Odds | Vegas Watch
Put $20 on Ankiel now, and when he leads the league with 64 homers this season, you’ll be rewarded 300 times over.
> There Was Blood Everywhere | With Leather
Two of the most graphic photos of the Zednik neck slashing.
> A Star Is Zorn | Thighs Wide Shut
A collection of amazing Photoshop work “honoring” Dan Snyder’s hiring of the Zorn Star.
SN.com Member Blog of the Day (new features are fun!):
> Stupid Things Announcers Say II | Backell’s Big Blog of Bodacious Brewing Brainstorms↵