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Drink Everytime They Say the Name ‘Tebow’

By Chris Mottram
Actually, don’t do that. Because you’d be dead by the end of this two-a-half minute clip. This is every single time that Tim Tebow’s name was said during the Florida-Florida State game back in November:

I foolishly attempted to count every “Tebow” in that video. When my head exploded around the one-minute mark, I was up to about 62. So I’m gonna put the over/under at 153.
This still can’t compete with the number of times Vitale will say “Paulus” tonight, or even worse, how many times Mike Patrick will use the word “chops” to describe a player’s mouth region.
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