By Chris Mottram
What you are about to read is an exact excerpt from a well-known newspaper (although names have been omitted to make this more fun):
With one quick, calculated motion, [Man A] grabs [Man B’s] right leg, lifts it up and slams [Man B] back onto a cushioned mat. [Man A] then slides on top of [Man B], pins him by his legs, and sounds like a snake as he delivers quick blows to the desired target.
Hiss. Hiss. Hiss.
[Man A] is pounding his elbow into a blocker pad sitting on [Man B’s] chest.
“Really get into it!” shouts [the instructor]. “Faster! Faster! Come on! Hammer him!”
[Man A] obliges, and the slightest smile creeps on his sweaty, determined face as he hisses away.
We’ll stop right there before it gets too sexy and let you follow this link to figure out exactly where this came from.↵
This Story Actually Came From the Sports Section
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