Morning Constitutional: Don’t Mess With Roy’s Kid

We’re pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They’re probably better than ours:
> Nobody Puts Baby Roy In a Corner | Deadspin
Patrick Roy’s kid has a touch of insanity:

> Classic NBA Drafts | Ball Don’t Lie
That ‘Scott Pippen’ had some tremendous upside.
> Marshall Injured after Vicious Hit from McDonalds Wrapper | Tirico Suave
From the “I can’t make this stuff up” department: Broncos WR Brandon Marshall hurt himself after slipping on a McDonalds bag.
> Coach Thinks Ashley Cole is Role Model | The Beautiful Game
He might not be much of a role model, but it still would not suck to be him.
> Dick Vitale Advocates Eliminating Fouling Out | FanHouse
Roy Hibbert’s foul trouble has sent Vitale on an anti-fouling-out campaign. Keep fighting the good fight, old man.↵