Photo of the Day: Women Wish to Touch the Tiger

By Chris Mottram
Yes, Tiger finished fifth -- two strokes back of winner Geoff Ogilvy -- at the CA Championship, which concluded today after weekend weather delays. This means Tiger won’t be winning every single tournament he participates in this year, which clearly makes him a pathetic loser. Aside from having that much in common, Tiger and I also have this pesky problem of not being able to walk amongst the public without women touching us:
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Hey, boundary crossing, personal space invading, stalkerish lady, you can stop checking to make sure he’s human. He certainly is. ↵