Morning Constitutional: Bartenders Are Now Useless

We’re pleased to be presenting these posts from around the web. They’re probably better than ours:
> Possibly the Greatest Invention of this Millennium | Bugs & Cranks
First, there was Canouflage and now, beer taps on your table:

> It’s always best before you get to know them | Throwing Into Traffic
Four QBs that apparently deserve a chance to start this season. Yes, Troy Smith made the list.
> CBS Getting Flak Over HIMYM Commercial | Awful Announcing
Britney Spears acting like, well, Britney Spears in a commercial has created some mild outrage.
> Goodell clearly wasn’t hugged enough as a child | Niners Nation
S.F. fans are pissed about forfeiting their fifth round pick, think Goodell is the anti-Christ.
> Rollins makes ‘magic happen’ in vibrating bed | The Big Picture
Jimmy Rollins’ bed, in his house, has magic fingers. Classy.↵