Yay! Time to Point and Laugh at NFL Prospects!

By Spencer Hall
It’s time to take the only revenge you can take on successful, virile, and wealthy professional athletes: laughing at their quantified lack of brains via the magic of the Wonderlic scores from the NFL draft.
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The biggest loser in the brain derby this year is Boise State’s Ryan Clady, who in racking up a 13 comes in well below the average of 25 for offensive linemen. Fortunately, he’s still a sun-blocking Goliath of a man, and will likely get a signing bonus worth more than your entire life’s earning in one go. But you can beat him in Scrabble! TAKE THAT, PASTE-EATING MILLIONAIRE WITH FIVE HUNDRED GIRLFRIENDS AND A FERRARI!
The stars of the class are at the quarterback spot: Both Brian Brohm and Matt Ryan scored 32 on the test, well above the average score of 21. Some scrutiny could be in order here, as Brohm’s decision to skip the draft and stick through a harrowing first year of the Steve Kragthorpe regime was less than genius work on his part. These guys are both athletic, smart, and soon to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.
But...um...you’ve got that Chik-Fil-A gift certificate you haven’t used yet somewhere in your car, and that’s something these guys can’t eat because they’re in training. TAKE THAT, HUNKY GENIUS QUARTERBACKS WHO CAN’T EAT FRIED FOOD!
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