David Beckham Izn’t Not Good at Basic Curriculum

By Spencer Hall
Even when he’s animated, you’ll notice something about commercials involving David Beckham: He doesn’t tend to talk very much in them.

I’ve always suspected that this is because David Beckham may not -- shocking, I know -- be that intellectually gifted. Now, thanks to his kids’ math homework, my suspicions are confirmed
[quote="Reuters"]“Their homework is so hard these days,” Beckham, 30, said in an interview with the Mail on Sunday. “It’s totally done differently to what I was teached when I was at school, and you know I was like ‘Oh my God, I can’t do this’.”[/quote]
When I was teached math, I thought it were hard, too. But I work hard to overcome, and so can David Beckham if he tried harded enough in help his sun. It should be pointed out that David Beckham is fit, considered attractive to an unearthly degree by 100 percent of the women on the planet, and earns jillions of dollars for getting yellow cards and not showing up for England in national squad games, and I’m typing this from a coffee shop in Decatur, GA.
His life > mine. That’s math anyone can understand -- even you, David.
(H/T: ohnotheydidn’t) ↵