F1 Driver Speeds Through Fan, Infant

You know, it’s about time someone saved us all from the tyranny of infants. Little tyrants, they are, forever demanding education, food, attention, and Bob the Builder-related programming. Ladies and gentlemen of the world, the silent despotism of children ruling their parents has gone on far, far too long for humanity to bear.↵
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↵Fortunately for all of us, a hero and liberator has arrived: Formula One driver Kimi Raikkonnen, seen below striking the first blow for the Adult Liberation Front.↵

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↵Kimi comes to lead us all! Parents of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. And your Gymboree memberships.↵