The ever self destructing War Machine (formerly Jon Koppenhaver) went on a rampage at the birthday of adult film star Brook Haven. AdultFYI (Not exactly safe for work) has details:
War Machine Assaults Girlfriend, Others at Porn Industry Party
"War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."
"I never saw anything like it," continued The Vizier. "War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard."
Never one to pass up an opportunity to “tweet” about his exploits, War Machine dropped these gems on his twitter account:
Fuck....last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm fucked....lol
@xxxgeorgiajones lol..at least ur not gonna go to jail!! =p
The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.
This is a guy who has spent the last few weeks tweeting about how he plans to kill others and then himself when he decides it is time, now he beats up his girlfriend and agent at a party? It’s time for him to spend a good amount of time under the supervision of professionals.











