Joey Porter has many refined kind of hatreds. He has a lower class hate for haters, and a minor hate for green cars (because green cars are the devil and if you have to ask why you’ll never know.) He has a hate for miniature ponies who dare to look the wrong way at his dogs, and he most especially has an all-caps HATE for the New England Patriots.
Joey Porter Just Naturally Hates The Patriots
↵So yeah, I have a natural hate for them. Period. And that’s just gonna be with me forever.”↵It’s a clean, natural hate Joey Porter has, unlike you Shawn Merriman, over there injecting yourself with fake hate. USDA approved, no artificial preservatives, grass-fed hate. They could bottle it and sell this at Whole Foods for your pansy yuppie asses to shoot into your eyeballs so you could be one one-hundredths as mannish as Joey Porter. How’d it get so good with Joey Porter’s hate? Real simple:
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