Miami Destroys Georgia Tech, Continues to Confirm Its For-Realness

Courtesy The Seventh Floor Blog:

From the Rumble Seat has a five-point recap of the Yellow Jackets’ short-comings last night against Miami, the most troublesome of which would seem to be this:

Josh Nesbitt’s current passing stats through three games: 15-for-40 (37.5%) for 357 yards, two picks and two TDs. Yep, that does not qualify as weaponry.

One does not lose a game when one throws a soul-breaking block like this:

Miami won a close rivalry game against Florida State on the road, and just erased a conference rival at home. (Georgia Tech, a run-first triple option team, had under 100 yards rushing on the night. They were, for lack of a better word, an irrelevance.) They ran well, passed well, defended savagely and with great passion, and missed two field goals on the night. That last clause sums up their total list of errors on the night; the rest completes the best two game resume any team in the nation has right now. (After two games.) (Against ACC teams.) (Let’s not go crazy yet.) (Even if you already have manscaped appropriately, Miami fan.)

Beaches really is on. Like this game for Georgia Tech fans, it is a tear-jerking tale about life, death, and mostly death, actually.

Speaking of death and other things only happening once in a lifetime, Miami’s kicker Matt Bosher misses a FG. Tech racks up a garbage time TD to make it 33-17, but that score is beyond deceptive. We’re going back to Animal Cops: Philadelphia.

Nitro Circus is on. That’s always entertaining, especially when that fat guy nearly kills himself, or JolIe Van Vogt rides a motorcycle off a cliff in hot pants and a sports bra. Really, it’s quality viewing. Man vs. Food is also on, where you can watch Adam Richmond kill himself slowly with horrible amounts of food. It’s like Nitro Circus, but for your arteries.

Oh, and Tech is enduring a horrible beating. Only positive in the safety just given up by Tech on a flubbed punt through the endzone, carelessly booted through the endzone for a safety and a penalty? Jesse Palmer saying “Well, you have to appreciate the eye-foot coordination there.” 33-10, Miami.

Jacory Harris would work as a beekeeper without protective clothing and come home without a sting. He could save babies from house fires without singing so much as a hair on his head. He lacks anything resembling a fear gland, stands in the pocket while rushers roar around him, and lobs the ball downfield to wide open wideouts with zero regard for anything happening in his immediate vicinity.

13/18, 188, 2 TDs, no picks, and a bravura performance at the half against Georgia Tech. In case you wondered what Miami was missing all these years, a good chunk of the question comes with the answer “a quarterback who laughs at fear and sends Christmas Cards to Doom himself signed with a smiley face.”

Jacory Harris is making things look easy out there.

Harris extended Miami’s lead with 13-yard touchdown pass to Dedrick Epps. Miami is now up 14-3 halfway through the second quarter.

That didn’t take long.

Less than two minutes after Georgia Tech grabbed the lead with a field goal, Miami fired back with a 40-yard touchdown pass from Jacory Harris to Laron Byrd on the fourth play of the drive.

Thirteen plays and almost seven minutes later, Georgia Tech is now on top.

Scott Blair kicked an easy 32-yard field goal to give the Yellow Jackets an early 3-0 lead. As much as G. Tech wanted a touchdown after chewing up so much clock, they’ll have to settle for three as Miami takes over.

One thing to watch in this game will be the matchup of Tech DE Derrick Morgan,

. The Canes only allowed two sacks to