The Best Two-Game Resume in College Football Belongs to Miami

One does not lose a game when one throws a soul-breaking block like this:

Miami won a close rivalry game against Florida State on the road, and just erased a conference rival at home. (Georgia Tech, a run-first triple option team, had under 100 yards rushing on the night. They were, for lack of a better word, an irrelevance.) They ran well, passed well, defended savagely and with great passion, and missed two field goals on the night. That last clause sums up their total list of errors on the night; the rest completes the best two game resume any team in the nation has right now. (After two games.) (Against ACC teams.) (Let’s not go crazy yet.) (Even if you already have manscaped appropriately, Miami fan.)