Nitro Circus is on. That’s always entertaining, especially when that fat guy nearly kills himself, or JolIe Van Vogt rides a motorcycle off a cliff in hot pants and a sports bra. Really, it’s quality viewing. Man vs. Food is also on, where you can watch Adam Richmond kill himself slowly with horrible amounts of food. It’s like Nitro Circus, but for your arteries.
31-10: Hope You Have Some Snacks
If you hate yourself, Dane Cook is on Comedy Central, but if you really, really want to commit suicide with your eyes, Eagle Eye is on HBO. How does a computer kill people with power lines it can’t possibly control? If you’re asking this question, you clearly shouldn’t be watching Eagle Eye.
Oh, and Tech is enduring a horrible beating. Only positive in the safety just given up by Tech on a flubbed punt through the endzone, carelessly booted through the endzone for a safety and a penalty? Jesse Palmer saying “Well, you have to appreciate the eye-foot coordination there.” 33-10, Miami.
(Ace of Cakes is on too. Will they get the cake to the table without dropping it? Probably, but you’ll root them for them to drop it anyway!)
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