We’re back after some technical issues in a grim field position battle more reminiscent of Verdun than a football game played in 2009. Don’t ask the sportswriters what happened in the first two minutes of the second half--they don’t know, since like me they were crowded around a bank of televisions watching BYU hold off Oklahoma and their mustachioed qb, Landry Jones. A mustache like that comes with a muscle car and a prison tattoo, Landry. If you don’t have either, acquire them, or the International Mustache Regulatory Commission is coming after you.
Punting: It’s Exciting!
Brandon Deaderick, the Alabama defensive end who was shot five days ago, actually did see playing time tonight. Meanwhile, your buttocks are asleep from ten straight hours on the couch. Don’t sweat it. Not everyone can be tough, dude.
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