Via Cat Scratch Reader, we learn about a Carolina Panthers fan who, despite the team’s 0-4 preseason, has found a way not to boo his team.
Sometimes It Is Impossible Not To Boo
“I made a promise to myself before the season this year,” Rohner wrote in an e-mail to the Observer, “to never again boo my team when things are not going as hoped. I feel the only way I can keep that promise is to stay home.”
There are several home remedies to cure the boos. One is to drink water from the far side of the glass. Another is to arrange for someone to jump out and frighten you. The most surefire remedy I’ve found is to, you know, stop booing.











