Mike Tyson is Dancing With the Italians

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↵Italians have some of the most ridiculous television in the Western Hemisphere. If it weren’t for the Japanese, they’d have a shot at the worldwide title. Alas, they have to settle for runner-up status. So when I saw that Mike Tyson appeared on their version of “Dancing With the Stars,” I grabbed the nearest crazy straw, because I knew you could drink the absurdity down by the bucket.↵↵And yet... I don’t know. His dancing is ridiculous, but it’s not that bad. In fact, if anything the guy with the shimmery silver suit wins the day for me. Though Mike feigning an understanding of the Italian judges at the end is worth the price of admission.↵

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