At least once a day, Dirty Tackle brings us something that makes the Internet a better place. And today, we have this: Valencia CF’s David Villa, apparently dissatisfied by the prospect of simply standing in the rain, decides to score some goals from behind the goal.
Video: Some Jerk Scores Goals From Behind The Net
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↵How is this possible? Well, see, the Earth rotates incredibly fast. If a soccer ball is in the air long enough, the planet turns, so it’s actually the rest of the world that’s moving, rather than the soccer ball. Also, it’s raining because the clouds are hitting each other incredibly fast. I know these things because I am a scientist professor at an important university.
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