There’s no punchline here. John Daly is now equipped with his own pizza company that will sell personal pies and wings at your very own golf course. Unbelievably, there are no slice jokes in the press release:
John Daly Has A Pizza Company. You Knew It Would Come To This.
↵On the press release, Wild Thing pronounced his pizza to be a “350-yard drive down the middle. ... Grip it and Eat it!“Perky’s president Jim Howell, whose company supplies more than 600 food venues, called the partnership a “great combination of things Americans love, pizza and John Daly.”
↵To the list of things Americans love, we should probably add, “And Hooter’s, and the lumbar support provided by their flower beds when one is too drunk to ring for a cab.” John Daly is America, the beautiful, and should probably be a United States Senator by now.
[HT: Devil Ball.]
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