Draft Adrian Peterson, Tangle With Gary Busey
So kudos to you, vitaminwater. A few more of these and we might even be convinced to forgive you for the “DecisionWater” thing your company pulled for LeBron’s ESPN free agency special. Perhaps even parlaying this idea into a series. Pair an insane actor with a top fantasy pick. Chris Johnson gets Nic Cage. Ray Rice gets Mel Gibson. Maurice Jones-Drew is a natural fit for Tom Cruise for nothing else than shared tininess.
Brace yourself for awesomeness after the jump.












