Tuesday, we learned that Houston Astros outfielder Jordan Schafer was arrested on felony charges at a Cheesecake Factory. Now, it sucks to be arrested to begin with, but to be arrested at a Cheesecake Factory... we can probably agree that this is the least ballin’ place in which you could possibly be cuffed up.
Where Is The Least Ballin’ Place You Could Possibly Be Arrested?
Or is it? It is not. After discussing this important matter with Spencer Hall, we took the question to Twitter, and y’all responded in droves. After the jump, please see some of my favorite answers, in no particular order because they’re all hilarious:
- An apple orchard (thanks to @maggiehendricks)
- Bed, Bath and Beyond (@simmonsclass)
- Build-a-Bear workshop (at least five people)
- Pinkberry (@rmj_equals_hero)
- Dialysis clinic (@royhobbson)
- The Pizzeria Uno at the Modena Rest Stop on the New York State Thruway (@david_j_roth)
- Michael’s (@ChrisMottram)
- The American Girl Store (@celebrityhottub)
- JoAnn Fabrics (@kevinmccauley)
- The Aerosmith Rock n’ Roller Coaster (@veryimportant)
- Public radio producers’ conference (@YourManDevine)
- Fantastic Sam’s (@danluceroshow)
- Kia showroom (@GuardianNJL)
- Annie’s Pretzels (@TurfShowTimes) [EDITOR’S NOTE: This is an interesting location, because in order to be “in” an Annie’s Pretzels you basically have to be an employee]
- Three minutes and 45 seconds into a guided tour of the municipal water treatment plant (@sorryeveryone)
- A Pampered Chef presentation (@PegPelvisPete)
- Mannheim Steamroller concert (@teamziller)
- At a home birthing (again, @sorryeveryone)
- A UNESCO World Heritage site (@OhEhKen)
- The Independence Bowl (@JasonKirkSBN)
- Mall puppet show (@loljocks_grimey)
And, just because, here are some of the locations Spencer and I came up with.
- Art fair
- Zayle’s
- Ikea
- The planned community in which they shot The Truman Show
- The summer home of the person who wrote the screenplay for Julie & Julia
- Anything involving Drake
- Blacksmithing seminar
- Sack race
- Easter egg hunt
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