Humans are strange. Given the infinite vastness of the universe, wouldn’t it be the height of vanity to consider ourselves completely unique beings? That only one Earth could happen?
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When They arrived, we were stunned anyway. We were united in fear, and then in celebration. And we shouted to Them:
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And when they finally established contact, they did so in a poorly-synthesized voice and clunky dialect: “Y’all gots ain’t no call to cuss at us. Dang. Damn, y’all.” And they left, never to conquer, but also never to befriend.
















