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Come Fan with UsThursday, July 16, 2026

Death, The Yankees Spending, And Taxes

It’s an American tradition to use alcohol to forget about your tax obligations, but Christian Lopez -- the Guy Who Caught Jeter’s 3000th Hit -- will take the tradition to another level. CNBC is reporting that Miller High Life has offered to pick up any tax bill that might come along with the $60,000 worth of tickets and memorabilia that Lopez received in exchange for the ball.

↵In return, all Miller High Life wants is for you to forget that their product tastes like ferret urine. They’re nice guys! Have a cold one. Drink it fast so you don’t have to think about what you’re actually doing.

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