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by Grant Brisbee

Headline: Rising baseball star caught smuggling cocaine

↵Me: WHOA. And the Angels just called him up, too! Why did you do it, Mike?

↵Article: “Cristian Vasquez Martinez, a former prospect for the Rays ... was released from the team last month over ‘performance issues’.”

↵MiLB.com: Never heard of him.

↵Sometimes, and I’m just riffing here, it seems like headlines are sensationalized to draw readers.

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