- San Jose State
The List: Candidates to join the Big East
The Big East Conference is grabbing up all the schools they can find. Here is their short list of the next candidates to join.
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- University of Maryland University College
- Hawaii
- Harvard. (Won’t get in if you don’t apply.)
- Southwestern Illinois College, Belleville, IL
- University of Texas-Bozeman, Montana
- Mater Dei High School, Santa Ana, CA
- DeVry
- University of Phoenix
- Colorado School of Mines
- Clemson
- Jedi Academy at Disneyland
- Police Academy, but only if Tackleberry doesn’t transfer
- Lompoc Correctional Facility
- The last 55 people to have successfully printed a “This is a test page. Congratulations! Your Canon InkJet Printer is ready for use.” page
- Prime numbers up to 4637
- A handful of screws, 37 cents in loose change, and some lint
- One Man Gang
- Access Hollywood
- South Harmon Institute of Technology
- A disheveled, half-drunk Gerard Butler on a jet-ski
- Grand Canyon University (who just joined the WAC)
- McMurdo Station, Ross Island, Antarctica
- Not Idaho :(
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