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The List: BCS bowl games in the year 3000

Everyone mocks the corporate branding of the dozens of college bowl games each year. Wait til you see what the future holds.

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- The Time Warner Target U.S. Military Contaminated Zone Breathing Apparatus Bowl

- The Republic of New Atlantis KFC Underwater Bowl

- President Guy Fieri IX Donkey Bowl

- The Wal*Mart University Unpaid Employees Bowl

- Larry Flynt’s Hustler’s Old-Timey Contact Football Bowl and Also a Ton of Unsettling Porn

- The Shanghai Noon: 1000th Anniversary Edition Blu-Ray Bowl

- NHL Memorial Lockout Bowl

- MetallicApplebee’s Metal’s Good in the Neighborhood Bowl

- The Famous Idaho Bioengineered Potato-Like Substance Bowl

- The Kraft Fight Bowl

- GM Chevrolet Toyota Hyundai Ford Fiat Only 25 More Years Til Hovercars! Bowl

- The President Gorilla Human Catapult Bowl

- The Intravenous Bowl

- The Space Football Laser Bowl (formerly the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl) (is actually just field hockey)

- The Rose Bowl

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