- The Time Warner Target U.S. Military Contaminated Zone Breathing Apparatus Bowl
The List: BCS bowl games in the year 3000
Everyone mocks the corporate branding of the dozens of college bowl games each year. Wait til you see what the future holds.


- The Republic of New Atlantis KFC Underwater Bowl
- President Guy Fieri IX Donkey Bowl
- The Wal*Mart University Unpaid Employees Bowl
- Larry Flynt’s Hustler’s Old-Timey Contact Football Bowl and Also a Ton of Unsettling Porn
- The Shanghai Noon: 1000th Anniversary Edition Blu-Ray Bowl
- NHL Memorial Lockout Bowl
- MetallicApplebee’s Metal’s Good in the Neighborhood Bowl
- The Famous Idaho Bioengineered Potato-Like Substance Bowl
- The Kraft Fight Bowl
- GM Chevrolet Toyota Hyundai Ford Fiat Only 25 More Years Til Hovercars! Bowl
- The President Gorilla Human Catapult Bowl
- The Intravenous Bowl
- The Space Football Laser Bowl (formerly the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl) (is actually just field hockey)
- The Rose Bowl











