Hey, Monday Night Football is super exciting! lol jk
Man on Jets sideline gets knocked down, but he gets up again
You’re never gonna keep him do -- oh whoops he’s down again.


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But at least this happened:
Hey I got ya buddy! WHUPS HUP WOO WHOOPSY DAISIES THERE GOES ME
I know what would make this guy feel better. It’s a sure-fire remedy, consisting of one part each of:
- whiskey drink
- vodka drink
- lager drink
- cider drink
- songs that remind you of the good times
- songs that remind you of the best times


















