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Come Fan with UsFriday, July 3, 2026

For Some Reason, SummerSlam Has An Official Song

SummerSlam, for some reason, has an official song. Kevin Rudolf’s “Don’t Give Up,” is available on Cash Money Records, and is also proof that Vince McMahon recently lost a large sum of money to Baby in a poker game, and is a bit short on liquid funds right now so hey you wanna get your boy on camera?. Being “an official song of something,” it was “bland, but also somehow terrible and overlong even at the 30-second mark.”

The announcers liked it, because they have to like it.

The crowd, however, did not. Neither did singer Kevin Rudolf, either, who got winded before the end of the song, and fell asleep mid-verse.

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GOTTA WORK THAT CARDIO NEXT TIME, BRO. The band gamely finished through the coda, and then Rudolf was thrown off the stage by a still-enraged Alberto Del Rio.

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