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The 70th-Inning Stretch

The Onion is probably the most trafficked humor site on the Internet, and they put up a lot of material. Like, an unbelievable amount. As you’d expect, it’s hit-and-miss depending on your tastes, but there’s a lot of great stuff.

↵It’s been three days and I can’t get over this short piece on David Ortiz’s questionable belief system. It slays me. The 70th-Inning stretch is apparently his Great Pumpkin, and I can hear his voice describing it so earnestly for the article.

↵You might not even crack a smile, but that’s the Onion for you. Worth a shot.

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