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Because Shaking or Hitting Him is Illegal

by Grant Brisbee

From The Onion:

↵In a final act of desperation, the Los Angeles Angels elected on Friday to deactivate underperforming center fielder Vernon Wells from their 25-man roster and then immediately reactivate him to see if that would fix the problem.↵Man, I wish I thought of that line a year ago. It makes so much sense.

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