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CBS reminds us that Florida football is awful

We’ll always have Florida State University.

by Bill Hanstock
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Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

“Somber in the Sunshine State” is good, but we would also have accepted:

- Flori-dumb

- Peninsul-uh-oh!

- Walt Disney Hurled

- Orland-oh-no!

- EPCRAP Center

- More Like Can’t-score-ida

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