The 5 most expensive things you can buy at the Super Bowl

You can’t hold the title of “most expensive Super Bowl” without having a number of ridiculously priced things for silly people to buy. Here are five of them.

Disclaimer: My apologies if you bought any of these things. They’re lovely things.

For $150 you can put your face on a football.

It’s like that booth at the mall that puts your mug on mugs, but for football enthusiasts. Or ...

For $180 you can have your name burned into a football.

Or your dog’s name. Or a nickname. Or any name, really.

A Limited Edition Katy Perry Super Bowl Dress for $150.

It’s a furry purple look that only Katy Perry and Grimace can pull off.

For only $5,750 you can have a hand-painted 3-D Pop Art Seahawks helmet.

And a Patriots one, if you’re looking for a set.

And the king of expensive Super Bowl memorabilia, a Premier Limited Edition Super Bowl XLIX print for $5,900.

There’s a lot going on here. It’s like a Super Bowl acid trip.